Our reseachers have gathered mounting information that the North American banks house the highest number of bored co-op students and highest rate of bored full-time employees. At an astonishing rate of 95% of bored co-op students, chief researcher, Dr. Boring, has decided to move the scientists in for further research. Although many of the cases are simply of a mild nature, Dr. Boring feels that it is possible that these case may turn into more serious cases. Currently, researchers have noticed the following:
Finishing a distant second to the banks is the government offices, with 72% of bored co-op students and 7% of bored regular employees. Dr. Boring attributes the low rate of bored full-time employees because there are so few working for the government. Most of the employees are either part-time or working on contract or co-op students. For about a month now, doctors have been investigating random government offices for SERIOUS cases. These doctor have been shocked that 89% of the bored co-op employees are considered SERIOUS and there actually has been one case classified as EXTREME! Almost all other professions have rates between 25%-50% of bored co-op students and 10%-15% of bored full time employees.95% of co-op students suffered from at least a MILD case of boredom during the last six months. 40% of full-time regular employees also suffer from the same afflication as the co-ops 5% of all employees are deemed SERIOUS 1 out of every 6 employees working at a bank have admitted not having 'anything to do' at some time or another. 73% of employees regular trade e-mails with old friends to try and pass the time more quickly. 13% are creating websites in hopes 'time will fly.'